THE VANITY PROJECT
$4,999.99
Live in Portland or relatively near?
Have a lot of money to burn?
Want to be immortalized in film?
I can make that happen!
For the low price of $4,999.99 you can become a cinematic badass for eternity.
I will write, direct, act, create effects, do stunts, and film a feature length film just for you based on whatever concept you want.
Budget filmmaking by someone who can do it all, just for you!
I can make it happen, because I HAVE made it happen!
